Jake's Nonsensical Comment

Listen up, buttercup. This meme is funny because Jake said something completely nonsensical. 'Penis empathy manages dire anal suffocation'? What even *is* that? It's like putting random words from different parts of a dictionary together. The joke is on Jake, for saying something so ridiculous, and on you, for needing me to tell you this. Based fact: sometimes words just don't make sense, especially online.