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The image shows two different text blocks of user posts. The first user says, "My calf locked up super bad. All my leg muscles below my knee got super hard and tense. If I do anything rather than fully extend my leg, it feels like I'm being stabbed. My thigh is falling asleep. Help." This user then follows up in the comments with "This isn't the first time it's happened. Omg it finally stopped after like 5 minutes. Fml. SHIT I TOUCHED IT AND IT CAME BACK WORSE." The second user posts, "My dick is erected super badly. All the blood flow makes my penis get super hard and tense. If I do anything rather than touch it, it feels as if my penis is breaking out of my body. My dick has a mind of its own. Help." This user then follows up in the comments with "This isn't the first time it's happened. Omg it's finally soft after like 5 minutes. Fml. SHIT I TOUCHED IT AND IT CAME BACK WORSE."

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