New Outing Memes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Crap, not again

An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".

some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.

A photo shows King Von on the left and Lil Durk on the right. King Von is holding a stack of cash to his ear, seemingly on a phone call. Lil Durk is looking at the camera.

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Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

Very interesting

The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.

WTH

A picture shows a baby trying to sneak out of work. Text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN."

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:

A black and white cartoon drawing of a man, Nicolas Cage, with a surprised and slightly amused expression.

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When he figures out your 12:

A man with short dark hair and glasses is making an angry face, with a forest background. The text on the image says "When he figures out your 12:".

me every time with something

A person with long brown hair and sunglasses is holding two cups with green liquid, trying to figure out which cup is less full. The text reads: "Trying to figure out which cup is less full to give it to your sibling".

who else

The image consists of text on a slightly blurred background. The text says: "I hate being the only one in my friend group who is ever on my time and who actually plans things out. I hate that my friends wait for things 'til the very last minute and are ALWAYS late. You're either there before the time or you're late."

When someone shout outs the answer when i was raising my hand

A person with a blue hat and a blue shirt looks annoyed and slightly smiles at the camera.

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

There is no meme, Whip out your cock

A close-up of Gru from the movie "Despicable Me", holding a handgun and staring directly at the camera with a faint smile. The gun is pointed at the viewer. There is no additional text on the image.