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Man

54 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

An ancient Chinese terracotta warrior statue is shown against a black background. To the left, white text reads: "Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling." Below this, smaller text attributes the quote to "- Sun Tzu, The Art of War".

Shit

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. On the left is a Pepe the Frog cartoon with a noose around its neck. On the right is text that reads: '>Mom unironically caught me shitting on the floor. It's fucking over.'

Family

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Pee

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a meme with text above a photo of soccer player Mbappe yelling. Text: "Mfs at school getting ready to pee on the floor." Below Mbappe is the text "@zendy.bo." At the top of the image are flags and the score, "ARG 2-2 FRA."

Shadow

1 view · Cupツ · 2 years ago

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

ON THE FLOOR

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Shit

17 views · Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

Hmmm

A sign on a window says "CLOSE BECAUSE SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR" with a sad face drawn below it.

Restaurant

69 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Lmao

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a woman in a server uniform and the text "At a Restaurant Would you like a table?". The bottom panel shows a man with a confused expression and the text "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

Real Estate

17 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Damn.

A man is smiling with the text "When the school shooter finally leaves and the hottest girl in class is laying dead on the floor" above and below the text "It's Free Real Estate".

Man

20 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.