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Corner

1 year ago
The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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  • Type

    1 year ago
    The image shows three kids sitting on a rollercoaster. The first one on the left is saying "just breathe", the one in the middle is smiling and saying "woohoo", and the one on the right is looking scared, saying "get me off rn". The text above the image says: "Three types of people on a rollercoaster."
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  • Reason

    1 year ago
    A man with glasses and a beard is in front of a brown curtain. The text "Five Scientific Reasons To Kill Yourself" is at the bottom. The uploader is "balding science man". Underneath is the text "Published on 9 May 1945, were going off the air after this one forever, hello darkness my old friend".
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  • Husband

    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago

    this convo is crazy

    Jake " 3 hours ago
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
amy 3 hours ago
thats cray
Jake " 3 hours ago
amy "
wow jake prolly jerks off to pics of madi
You don't know that
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
BUDDY
leo
3 hours ago
Jake "
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
i've seen her face
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
U ONLY SAW TITS
Im With Stupid 3 hours ago
wtf....
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
CAUSE OF CLEVAGE
amy " 3 hours ago
Jake "
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  • Confusion

    2 years ago

    this meme had me thinking

    A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'
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  • Help

    2 years ago

    OFF

    The image shows a rough, textured wall with blood-like streaks running down it. The words "HELP ME" are scrawled on the wall in what appears to be the same red liquid.
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  • Wife

    6 months ago
    A man in a suit looking down in disbelief. The text reads: "When your loving wife of 15 years takes off her wig and it's been Ethan oiled up the whole time."
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  • Oil

    1 year ago
    LeBron James is pictured in a close up shot. Below is text that reads: Hey LeBron! Who would win a twerk off, but naked and covered in oil? Helen Keller or Martin Luther king jr.?
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  • Tweet

    11 months ago
    A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
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  • Kitty

    2 years ago

    Fuck off! Finders keepers losers weepers now move bitch

    A meme shows a man trying to take a cat from a dog who is standing on its hind legs and holding the cat. The text reads "NOOO! It's my kitty! Get your own kitty!"
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  • Slipper

    2 years ago

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

    A green dinosaur is looking at something and is thinking about it. The text on the image says: "If Cinderella's slipper fit perfect, why did it fall off?"
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  • Traffic Stop

    2 years ago

    His ass going to jail

    The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"
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  • Kid

    9 months ago
    A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.
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  • Man

    1 year ago
    The image is a multi-panel collage with various reaction images and text. First, a slightly distorted face of a white man is looking up, with text bubble 'MMM yumm' next to it, above 'GET THIS MAN OATMEAL' below a bowl of oatmeal, and to the right is a wide smiling face of a black man. The next row features a picture of another man, looking very stretched and distorted with a text saying 'koopas'. To the right, a cartoon character is dancing with the text 'GET THIS MAN woppa gagnam style'. The last row has another man smiling creepily next to a milk bottle with the text 'HE NEEDS SOME MILK' and the text 'GET ME SOME MILK', the man is also partially overlaid with a vine logo and a red banner with text. Next to the last image, a man in a suit is featured with the text 'WE jack off HERE'. The final panel shows a distorted face with mouth open in shock.
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  • Bag

    1 year ago
    A man with a mustache and a hat is leaning over a trash can in a kitchen, looking into the can. The text above says: “Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out.” The website boredpanda.com is displayed in the lower right.
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  • Foot

    6 months ago
    A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"
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  • Mr Krabs

    1 year ago
    The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.
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  • Dude

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin
bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck
everything up
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OT
bible camp victim ⚫ 08/23
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OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN
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