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Confusion

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Help

OFF

The image shows a rough, textured wall with blood-like streaks running down it. The words "HELP ME" are scrawled on the wall in what appears to be the same red liquid.

Wife

A man in a suit looking down in disbelief. The text reads: "When your loving wife of 15 years takes off her wig and it's been Ethan oiled up the whole time."

Blowjob

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Oil

LeBron James is pictured in a close up shot. Below is text that reads: Hey LeBron! Who would win a twerk off, but naked and covered in oil? Helen Keller or Martin Luther king jr.?

Peanut Butter

Peanut Butter

A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"

Kitty

Fuck off! Finders keepers losers weepers now move bitch

A meme shows a man trying to take a cat from a dog who is standing on its hind legs and holding the cat. The text reads "NOOO! It's my kitty! Get your own kitty!"

Slipper

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

A green dinosaur is looking at something and is thinking about it. The text on the image says: "If Cinderella's slipper fit perfect, why did it fall off?"

Traffic Stop

His ass going to jail

The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"

Kid

A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.

Tweet

Man

Bag

A man with a mustache and a hat is leaning over a trash can in a kitchen, looking into the can. The text above says: “Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out.” The website boredpanda.com is displayed in the lower right.

Mr Krabs

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Dude

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

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im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin
bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck
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Sock

A close-up of a 3D rendered face with large blue eyes and a wide, toothy smile. Text at the bottom says "take them socks off."

Work

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

Shrek

The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".

Husband

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

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