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Truck

26 days ago
A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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  • Room

    2 years ago

    On everything i did all this

    The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.
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  • Bean

    1 year ago
    A close-up shot of an orange cat's paw with pink toe beans. A small, pink pill is lying on the ground next to it. The text overlay says "HELP HELP HIS BEAN FELL OFF".
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  • Cat

    2 years ago

    Cats be gettin' everything these days πŸ˜‚

    A woman is yelling at a cat, telling it to get off the table. The cat is yelling back: "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!"
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  • Order

    7 months ago
    A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."
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  • Florida Man

    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."
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  • Friend

    2 years ago

    Off brand Hollow Knight

    The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".
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  • Monkey

    4 months ago
    A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".
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  • Nightmare

    1 year ago
    The image shows two frames. In the first frame, a person looks terrified, with their eyes wide open, mouth agape and is lying in bed. In the second frame, the person's facial expression shows an even bigger shock. The text on top says, "When you wake up from a nightmare then go back to sleep and it continues from where it left off."
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  • Fortnite

    1 month ago
    A screenshot of the Fortnite in-game shop displaying three items for purchase. The main heading is 'Jerkmate Ranked'. The first item is a 'Jerkmate Ranked' bundle, marked as 1,200 V-bucks off, and originally priced at 2,400-3,600 V-bucks. It features a half-red, half-blue robot character (Jerkbot) and associated items. The 'Jerkbot' character is also available separately for 1,600 V-bucks. The second item is 'Lube Looter', a pickaxe shaped like two white lotion bottles, priced at 800 V-bucks. The third item is 'Leaked CIA Files', depicted as a brown folder, priced at 1,200 V-bucks. Overlaid text at the bottom reads: 'Fortnite really just be collaborating with anyone.'
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  • Lgbt

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."
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  • Girl

    1 year ago

    man this hits

    A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'
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  • Hospital

    2 years ago

    no thank u for sleeping

    A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."
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  • View

    1 year ago

    Ignore line & ovals

    The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.
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  • Cat

    7 months ago
    A split image showing a white cat giving a thumbs up on the left with the text "You've reached encouragement cat. Great job. Keep it up." and a small tabby kitten holding a small brown suitcase on the right with the text "cats on their way to the biscuit factory off to work".
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  • Sticker

    1 year ago
    An M&M candy character is positioned next to a sticker on a package that has a peel-off arrow. There is also text on the package around the sticker.
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  • Corner

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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  • Type

    1 year ago
    The image shows three kids sitting on a rollercoaster. The first one on the left is saying "just breathe", the one in the middle is smiling and saying "woohoo", and the one on the right is looking scared, saying "get me off rn". The text above the image says: "Three types of people on a rollercoaster."
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  • Reason

    11 months ago
    A man with glasses and a beard is in front of a brown curtain. The text "Five Scientific Reasons To Kill Yourself" is at the bottom. The uploader is "balding science man". Underneath is the text "Published on 9 May 1945, were going off the air after this one forever, hello darkness my old friend".
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Florida Man Bites His
Brother's Penis Off After He
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Having Sex With His Cousin
His Favorite Dragon Ball Z
Banket
Meinedroid
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