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Me today and everyday in existence

Two cats lying down, seemingly exhausted. One cat is leaning against the wall, with its mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you need to clean but have no motivation so you just sit there for a while like".

the taste of mommy's milk

The image shows nine variations of Mona Lisa. Each version of the Mona Lisa is labeled. The first is a sketch labeled "MVP". The second is a more detailed painting labeled "Product's Goal". The third is a darker painting labeled "Market Needs". The fourth is pixelated labeled "Development's Understanding". The fifth has a buzzcut labeled "Beta We Think We Released". The sixth has messy hair labeled "Beta We Did Release". The seventh is dressed in a medieval costume labeled "What Sales Sold". The eighth is wearing sunglasses and holding a drink labeled "Post-Beta Update". The ninth is a distorted painting labeled "Launched Product".

i need coffee where can i get some

A sloth lying on its back with its paws up. The text says: "NOOOOO NOT THE COFFEE~ I NEED THAT TO LIVE!"

The image shows a comparison between two types of people: those who don't know and those who do. The top part of the image shows a puzzle with two skyscrapers and an airplane and the question "Are you stuck? I Need" on top. The bottom part of the image has two different pictures of people. One on the left has a laughing face, while the one on the right is serious and dark, labeled "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" and "PEOPLE WHO KNOW", respectively.

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

yep

The image shows a two-part comparison. The top part has two white cards held by a person; the left card reads 'professional cook', the right card reads 'grandma'. Below it says 'Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.' The bottom part of the image shows a woman who looks into the camera with a text overlay: 'everyone' and 'They're the same picture'.

Backstory.

The image shows a meme with text above a scene of Saul Goodman in a suit giving a presentation. The text reads: "marvel fans trying to explain why I need to watch 40 movies and 13 TV shows to understand the significance of doctor strange's left testicle."

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

no thank u for sleeping

A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

A black cat is standing on a white floor with its back arched. There is a small brown mouse on the floor in front of the cat. The text above the cat reads "FUCK ME," and the text below the cat reads "TOM NEEDS HIS EYES TESTED."

The image shows a text message conversation. The first message says, "We had a deal, Logan, if you sent me Gary pictures, no waffles." The second message below says, "I FORGOT". Above the messages is the text "I need new friends."

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"

I think we all know where this is going

The first panel shows a purple lollipop character with a serious face asking "Would you care to give me some air?". The second panel shows the same character smiling with the caption "No straw needed..." The third panel shows a blue cat character from the TV show 'The Amazing World of Gumball' sitting at a desk looking concerned with text at the bottom that says "I think we all know where this is going".

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows two penguins looking directly at the viewer with a faded overlay effect, and the text "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel shows a child holding a cross and looking startled, with the text "The ghost in my room:", "How the flip can u see mE?!", and "U need God".

*Explosion in background*

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

hayden💯💯💯

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The image shows a comparison of how girls and boys deal with needing to pee. On top, it says "Girls: I must find a toilet, I need to pee." Below it are two cartoon animals, where one of them points and says "Aha! a Tree."

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