Museum memes
Jokes
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?