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A Star Wars Fan

The top part of the image shows a test question: "Short Answer #5 (10 points): Provide an example of a risk." The student answers: "No.". The bottom part of the image has the text "The student:" and a picture from a movie. There is text below the movie scene: "As you see my Jedi powers are far beyond yours."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings looking surprised. Above the image is the text "When Disney purchases LOTR" and below the image is the text "Somehow, Sauron has another ring."

Heroin Monkey

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

mike69

perfection

The image is a three-panel comparison. The first panel shows an X-Men cartoon series cover and the text "show me a unskippable marvel intro" next to a photo of actor Michael Fassbender. The second panel displays a Marvel Avengers movie poster next to a picture of Michael Fassbender with the text "I said unskippable marvel intro." The third panel has the cover of a cartoon series of the Avengers, and next to it is the same image of Michael Fassbender with the text "perfection".

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wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of two people in a romantic pose. The title is "Diddy Shades of Grey".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two bowls side by side. The bowl on the left is full of popcorn, and above it reads 'Before the movie'. The bowl on the right is almost empty with a few crumbs of popcorn left, and above it reads 'Also before the movie'.

Seb

See you, SaH.

A still from the movie "The Terminator" showing the Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) with sunglasses, looking back with the text "I'LL BE BACK" overlaid.

Heroin Monkey

A man with dark skin and sunglasses, a gun in his hand, has been photoshopped over a movie poster and given the name "The Lubricator". The man also has a red dot over one eye, like a robot.

Heroin Monkey

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a multi-panel format showing a scene from The Lord of the Rings in which a man with a helmet yells, "You will not touch him!" followed by a second panel of a dark figure who replies, "Fool." The third panel shows the same dark figure with swords saying, "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku." The final panel shows the man with the helmet looking confused.

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."

big [fire] balls

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

big [fire] balls

A tweet stating Marvel's Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover, followed by 'God:' and a picture of a platypus swimming in water.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Anonymous

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

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