Mickey memes
Jokes
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."