Massage memes

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.