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Machine Gun Memes

Mr Bean

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Round

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Guy

Filthy Lies.

A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."

America

Me:

The image shows a person dressed as Ronald McDonald, the mascot for McDonald's, wearing glasses and holding a machine gun. The text above the image says, "Someone: Sum up America in one picture. Me:".