Lace Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Sloth

A sloth is being held by a human hand. The text overlay says, "Hey, guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Sloth

A sloth with a sly smile looking at the viewer. The text on the image says: "Hey - guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Life

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Jokes

Sneaker

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

Drug Dealer

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

Teacher

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.