Job Interview memes

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.

Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:

"I’m here for the new position?"