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CaptainEgg75

mine is better

The image shows three dogs, where one dog tries to bite a yellow toy, that is also held by the other two dogs. The first dog is labeled "My Car", the second dog "Me", and the third dog "Work". The toy has a label "Money". Above the dogs, the text says: "How life is going right now."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

life

A meme depicting three dogs fighting over a yellow ring. Labels read 'My Car,' 'Me,' and 'Work.' 'Money' is written at the bottom of the ring. The text on top says: 'How life is going right now'

Anonymous

What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay

A drawing of three faces with text "how to draw a man's face" at the top. Two faces are drawn in black ink, one with slightly open eyes and mouth, the other one with closed lips. The third face is drawn in red ink and has a furrowed brow.

Heroin Monkey

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a graph showing the search trends for 'super bowl' in blue and 'how to read roman numerals' in red from 2009 to 2014. The 'super bowl' search term spikes up dramatically in 2014. The text above the graph says: "this graph kills me every time I see it". Below the graph are the years 2009-2014. There is also the text "imgflip.com" in the lower left.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Pankake

Explain bear, how was your day 😃

A digital drawing of a bright green cartoon turtle with big, black eyes, a small tail, and a dark green shell on a white background.

Heroin Monkey

A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

A drawing shows a method to cheer up a friend. In the first panel, a woman brushes her teeth and wonders 'why am I alive'. The second panel shows the same woman squeezing out of a toothpaste tube onto a toothbrush. A text next to her says 'hahaha surprise'

Heroin Monkey

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Heroin Monkey

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

Heroin Monkey

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a fantasy scene with dolphins swimming in a blue ocean under a rainbow and clouds. The text overlay reads, "how it feels to spread misinformation."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up, black and white portrait shows a person staring intensely. The text says "Me staring at my red screen after someone shouts 'how did someone get that wrong?'"

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a fedora looking at the camera. The image includes the text: "Hey babygirl how's daddy's little kitty I missed you so much."

Face mc shooty

The image shows an anime character sitting alone, looking pensive or sad, with the text "Pov: How it feels when one of your favourite person turns out to be a lesson of life."

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A woman in a suit is crouching down and feeding several small ducks. A white duck is standing in the background, seemingly watching the scene. The text on the image reads: "People say it's duck hunting time. Let's see how they gonna chase me."

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