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Heroin Monkey

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a graph showing the search trends for 'super bowl' in blue and 'how to read roman numerals' in red from 2009 to 2014. The 'super bowl' search term spikes up dramatically in 2014. The text above the graph says: "this graph kills me every time I see it". Below the graph are the years 2009-2014. There is also the text "imgflip.com" in the lower left.

Heroin Monkey

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

rapboat

Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Face mcshooty

A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."

Face mcshooty

A man stands with arms raised in a victorious pose in front of what appears to be a raging fire. The text superimposed on the image reads: "How it feels when you wanna change your PFP but you can't because it's too iconic."

Anonymous

Full body reveal (I just relized how much my camera sucks 😬)

A person is standing in the middle of a room. The person is wearing glasses, a gray t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. The person is looking to the left. The person has their hands in their pockets. The background shows the living room.

Heroin Monkey

sorry pancreatic
cancer but i
dont think you
qualify as an emotion
this is bullshit
you let spongebob in
sponging out is an
important step in a
persons life how about
you read a fucking book

Wade

FNAF in a nutshell

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a yellow bear character in a car looking shocked, with the text "How are you not dead?" The bottom panel shows a rabbit character with a purple bow tie and a wide grin standing on a road with a destroyed section in the background, saying "I have no idea!".

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

How a regular Valentines day goes:

A drawing shows a tall character with a gray color palette wearing a winter hat and jacket, holding a pink box of chocolate. Speech bubbles near the character say, "hope she'll like it" and "chocolate". Next to this character is another, smaller character with pink hair whose speech bubble says, "Happy white Valentine!!" and "waht! up vuv?" There are some decorative pink hearts and squiggles around the image.

GG Miller

The image shows four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. The top left panel depicts a person with their hand on their head, the brain highlighted in red, showing a headache. The top right panel shows a translucent human torso with a red highlighted spine, indicating back pain. The bottom left panel displays a person rubbing their eyes, conveying fatigue or eye strain. The bottom right panel shows a close-up of a bloodshot eye. Above the four panels is the text "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:".

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Big Stinkin' James

A photograph of a clothing rack at a store with the text: "Clearance $7" on a yellow sign. The shirt on the right displays a digital art image of a monkey wearing a military cap.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Pankake

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

Adolf kitler

A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!

A comic strip shows the interaction between two cartoon characters, Husk and Angel. Angel is flirting with Husk in the first panel, asking how the cutest demon in hell is doing. In the second panel, Husk is shown looking annoyed. The third panel shows Husk asking Angel how they are doing. The fourth panel shows Angel responding that they are fine. The fifth panel shows Angel smirking after having flirted with Husk. The last panel shows an exhausted Husk. There is the text "Minigma 2020" in the middle of the comic, and in the bottom right of the comic, there is the text "TOOL".

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

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