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The image is a comparison of Joey Bada$$ and J. Cole in a 2x2 format. Joey Bada$$ is pictured on the left with text below him that reads "Released the best mixtape of 2012", "Can freestyle", "Acted in Mr. Robot", and "I'm a titan, like Zeus I enlighten them". J. Cole is pictured on the right with text below that reads "Released no mixtape in 2012", "Pre-writes his freestyles", "Never acted in Mr. Robot", and "Doesn’t enlighten anybody".

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

rapboat

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

DARK RAPBOAT

The image has two parts. On the left is a portrait of Famous Dex in a pink shirt. On the right, a screenshot of a search history labeled "trending". The searches include 'famous dex', 'marcus rogers', 'emotional oranges' and 'barawo'. Below the search results, the text reads: "Don't count me out yet."

rapboat

The image is a cartoon-style drawing featuring four characters. At the top, Eminem is depicted with spiky black hair and a serious expression, labeled with "Eminem" above his head. Below him and slightly to the left, Drake is drawn as a cartoon character with a straw hat, labeled as "Drake". Next to Drake is J Cole, also drawn as a cartoon with spiky hair, labeled as "J Cole". On the far right of the bottom, Kendrick is shown as a cartoon character with a headband, labeled as "Kendrick". They are all set against a green background with some trees.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Ernie and Bert. Bert is covered in some white substance. The text says, "Ernie misunderstood Bert's request for 5 guys on his birthday."

TaylorSwiftBoat

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i can say the n word. I was given an n-word pass by one of the
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rapboat

A screenshot of a Reddit post about a female Uzi fan asking for song recommendations. A user offers to pay for a video of her feet with Uzi playing in the background. Another user then says they're shutting down the subreddit for a week.

Heroin Monkey

*there is a girl on the team
COUNTER
VALORANTO STRIKE
VALORANT
"hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like
this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you
want"
Vote Paused
Kicking player
COUNTER
STRIKE
You voted: YES

Heroin Monkey

CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD,
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

randomone

Being heroic is just not his thing

The image is a four-panel comic strip. The first panel shows a hand reaching up from water with the text "Whitney Houston" written above it. The second panel shows a hand reaching down with the text "God" written above it. The third panel shows a hand pushing the drowning hand down with the text "You're dead." written above it. The final panel shows the hand completely submerged with bubbles.

rapboat

Veronica fine af tho

A split image with Eminem on the left and Jack Harlow on the right. Both are facing the viewer and hold their hands up in a frame around their faces. The text reads "Imagine if Eminem releases a collab with Jack Harlow with a MV and at the end of it Em takes off his crown and puts it on Jack's head, then acts all shook and emotional and then Em wipes his tears and says "IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE JACK, MY CROWN IS IN SAFE HANDS NOW"."

rapboat

Here’s a photo of The Notorious B.I.G with his future KILLER

A photo of The Notorious B.I.G. sitting at a mixing console, with two other men. One man is behind him, with one hand on the back of his chair, and the other to his left. The photo has a slightly washed-out and vintage feel.

rapboat

The image shows two close-up images of the hairline and forehead of a person. The image on the left shows a blond hairline, while the image on the right shows a dark-haired hairline. Above the images, the text reads: "Is it weird we all know who this is without seeing his face?"

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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shaylie lol

A small bird is sitting on a window ledge, looking at the camera with an angry expression. The text above the bird reads: "This bird landed by my window and stared at me like I murdered his whole family."

Heroin Monkey

How the skinwalker
looks at his victim
after he screams
"i'm not dying a
v*rgin" and starts
unzipping his pants
MemeZee

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a group of children wearing blue outfits standing in a caged area. The text on the image says: "POV: When bro finally shows you his basement (He wasn't joking)"

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