Heartbeat Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Symptom

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Heart

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

Jokes

Line

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

Line

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

Orgasm

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

Heartbeat jokes