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Kiss

2 years ago
A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'
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    • Lizard

    1 year ago
    A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."
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    • Lyric

    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.
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    Coronavirus

    5 years ago

    Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"

    The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."

    Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

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    • Orphan

    4 years ago

    What's an orphan's favorite song?

    "Gimme Shelter."

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    • Rose

    2 years ago

    Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

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