Gimme memes
Kidnapper: want a snack? Me: if you think you can kiddnap me with snacks you are apsalutly right now gimme the snacks pls
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."