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Waking Up

53 views 路 Gummy gummy gummy bear 路 2 months ago

Oh fuck no 馃拃

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".
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    • Door

    12 views 路 shaylie lol 路 2 years ago
    The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".
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    • Chair

    18 views 路 shaylie lol 路 2 years ago
    A person's face is shown, they appear to have just woken up and are looking straight at the camera, the text says "me getting up in the middle of the night to stare at my chair with clothes on it because it looks like a person".
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    • Story

    60 views 路 Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
    The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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    • Study

    18 views 路 Some_Retard 路 2 years ago

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    The image shows four frames of a man putting on clown makeup with different levels of completion. The text above each frame reads: "I'll study at 6 pm", "I'll study at 7 pm", "I prefer to study during the night", and "I'll just get up early tomorrow and study".
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    • Solution

    80 views 路 LoserIsPro 路 3 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #3

    A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."
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    • Headache

    30 views 路 TheForeverVirgin 路 3 years ago
    The image shows four different illustrations of heads with red areas indicating where one might feel pain. The headings are: "Types of Headaches", "Migraine", "Hypertension", "Stress", and "Getting Up Too Fast". The first head has a red area in the temple area, the second on the top back of the head, the third around the forehead, and the last has the entire head filled in red.
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