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Chunke Monke ยท 2 years ago
  • it all makes sense now ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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    ohio nugget ยท 3 years ago
  • lol

    The image shows a man with disheveled hair smiling. The text reads "Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower."
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    Jay Leno ยท 4 years ago
  • Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

    Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

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