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Heroin Monkey

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Heroin Monkey

YOU HAVE 3 WISHES.
DO THE OP-
POSITE OF MY
NEXT WISH.
DON'T
FULFIL MY
THIRD WISH.
IGNORE MY
FIRST WISH.
Critical error
Astutillo
Smeriglia

Heroin Monkey

I beg your pardon,
but I am unlikely to
fulfill your request
kindly object to the machine