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90 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cat turns its head in surprise, with a shadowy figure in the background. Text above reads: "What's the wildest place you've masturbated in??" Text below reads: "Turn around."

Social media

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Toy

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A hand holds a toy in its packaging. The packaging is for "Avengers Age of Ultron", but inside, there is a figure of Luigi.

Racist

187 views · help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

Anime

5 views · Kristian‽ · 2 years ago

OR THIS

A man with a black headband showing an anime symbol poses with several anime figures and a boxed anime character.

Figure

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Spongebob

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo shows two figures of Spongebob and Patrick that are realistic and somewhat unsettling. Patrick is pink and muscular with a serious expression, wearing green shorts. Spongebob is yellow, with human-like facial features including a wide smile, and a red tie and blue and white striped socks.

Shrek

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.

Worm

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A pink, worm-like creature with a human face. The face is that of Dwayne Johnson. It is on a black background.

Year

104 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Jail

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A car window decal shows three stick figures in jail, then a female stick figure and nine small stick figures indicating a family.

Skeleton

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows eight different skeletons or parts of skeletons. The first one, a full skeleton, is labeled "Skeleton". The next has three skulls stacked on top of each other labeled "Sksksk". The third skeleton consists of only rib cages labeled "EleEleEle". The fourth, also a full skeleton, is called "Tontonton". The fifth is a skeleton with a single head and is labeled "Skton", followed by a single spine labeled "Eeeeeeeee". The seventh skeleton consists of a skull and an upside-down rib cage, labeled "Elesk", and finally, the last skeleton, labeled "Skelen", is a skeleton with the limbs slightly detached from the body.

Meme

14 views · AubergineMan83 · 2 years ago

A pixelated purple figure with black eyes and mouth holds two purple pistols with one pointed towards the viewer. The top text reads: "THERE IS NO MEME." The bottom text reads: "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES."

Miku

5 views · Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

....... bootleg miku oml

A figurine of a cartoon girl with light blue hair, light blue eyes, a pink tongue sticking out of her mouth, wearing a green jacket with yellow accents, and making a peace sign.

Troll

3 views · Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

Memory

120 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A woman is looking up with a confused expression. Text above her reads "My brain trying to figure out if it's an actual memory, a movie I saw, or a dream I had."

Intercourse

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Skull

Testicle · 2 years ago

hiiii :3 omg haiiii ^^ :000 :>> >w<

A hand-drawn image of a skeleton-like figure with a skull for a head, holding a cigarette, standing on a blob. There are some squiggly lines in the background.

Massacre

4 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoonish scene with a title that reads "Massacre Time" with a gun integrated into the text. Below it reads "with Eric & Dylan". There are two figures below. One is standing on a pile of debris holding a guitar, while the other is falling from the top. The background shows a burning city with smoke.

School shooting

1 view · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows a black and white security camera footage of a school cafeteria with several tables and people. In the foreground, two figures are visible, one with a gun. Superimposed on the image is the cartoon figure of Mario.

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