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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.

DAP ME UP

The Avengers team stands together, ready for action. But instead of their usual faces, each member sports the smug grin of the "Dap me up" emoji. The text overlay reads: "Dapvengers assemble."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows the text "Western Europe: *exists*", followed by "Hitler:". Underneath is an emoji with hands gesturing towards itself, along with the text "is for me?"

MEME LORD

A photo shows a man in the foreground in a park with a child sitting on a bench in the background. The text on the image reads, "bout to hit the most devious lick" with three devil emojis.

Anonymous

A person is facing away from the camera, wearing light blue jeans. There is a visible stain in the underpants above the jeans with the text "gang shit" written over it. A poop emoji accompanies the text.

Anonymous

A yellow emoji with a simple smile and eyes, expressing ambiguity. The text reads: "I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill you? Is it tired of ur shit? U never know."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person, labeled "Pookie Bear," tells the other, labeled "Me," to have a good night's sleep and sends heart emojis. The second person responds in kind. After a few more emojis, the second person asks if Pookie Bear is coming to school tomorrow, to which Pookie Bear replies, "Nigga, this is so gay, give my $10 already."

DAP ME UP

The image shows two emojis: A hand pointing to the right and a smug-looking face with buck teeth.

DAP ME UP

An image shows a face with a smirk looking to the side and a pointing finger emoji next to each other.

DAP ME UP

An emoji is pointing a gun in one direction and looking in the other. The text above the emoji reads, "Dab me up."

DAP ME UP

An emoji with furrowed eyebrows and a slight grin is positioned between two hands in a meme. The text above the emoji reads: "You did not dab me up."

DAP ME UP

The image shows two emojis side by side. The emoji on the left has an angry expression and is holding a gun. The emoji on the right has X's for eyes and a single tear of blood. The text on the image says: "I said no."

DAP ME UP

The image shows a series of text messages featuring an emoji. The first message reads "Dab me up" and shows an emoji face pointing at a hand. The second message reads "Cool" and shows two emoji faces clapping. The last message reads "My man" and shows two emoji faces shaking hands.

MEME LORD

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

MEME LORD

Google, Samsung, and
Microsoft users when
they use the pickle
emoji for a penis
Apple users

arsonisfun

A yellow emoji with arms and legs is displayed. Above the emoji, the text "you don't like me?" appears, and below the emoji, the text "i don't like me either." is shown.

help me please im being abused

Me looking at the most racist
comment on tiktok but it's fine
because it has an old man emoji
at the end of it
MEMES

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text message exchange. The dad says 'Your uncle Mark died' followed by 'We are planning on cremating him' with fire and skull emojis. The child replies, 'Dad, that's not how we use emojis.'

unknown duder

ERM ACTUALLY

An image of a yellow emoji face with buck teeth and freckles wearing thick black-rimmed glasses. The text "ERM..." is above the emoji and the text "ACTUALLY" is below the emoji.

The Banana Guy

The image shows three different pictures aligned vertically: Keanu Reeves as John Wick with a ':)' expression next to it, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury with a '.)' expression, and Dora the Explorer with a ')' expression. There is a small circle with the text "SAMORAY +10" in between the first two images.

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