Dumbass memes

Braille

1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person sends a message in blue text saying: "aye dumbass your girl cheating on you". The second person replies in a black text bubble: "I'm blind". The first person then sends another message in blue: "oh shit", followed by a message consisting of braille dots. The second person responds in a black text bubble: "That fucking whore".

Oops

1 year ago

Ignore the dumbass watermark

The image shows three panels. The first one shows Mr. Incredible smiling, with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Teacher" above him. The second panel shows Mr. Incredible in a darker tone and more serious expression with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Surgeon" above him. The third panel shows Mr. Incredible in a completely black tone, with just his eyes, nose, mouth and ear visible, and the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Nuclear Physicist" above him.

Band

2 years ago

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

Baby

1 year ago

A baby sits in a high chair, completely covered in food, which appears to be spaghetti and sauce. A green divided tray and a blue sippy cup are also visible. The text overlay states, 'He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids.'

Kid

11 months ago

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

Girl

1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message reads: "Aye dumbass your girl cheating on you." The second message reads: "I'm blind." The third message reads: "Oh shit", followed by another message written in braille and reading: "Sorry, I can't see you." The final message reads: "That fucking whore."

Life

10 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The anonymous poster lists a series of things they are not obsessed with such as NFTs, being transphobic or a nazi, male hierarchies, Twitter, pop stars, and annoying youtubers. The poster concludes that life is good and encourages others not to be dumbasses.

Drunk

8 months ago

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Jokes

Road Trip

6 years ago

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

Headphone

7 years ago

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

And so he did.

Comeback

3 years ago

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

Dumbass jokes