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Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

aidencool67

yes

A friend asks if they play on a pc or a console. The answer is "Yes" A controller with a keyboard on the surface is displayed.

Cupツ

Oh

A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."

Heroin Monkey

A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"

Adolf Nigler

A meme with the text "Do you think Explain-r can read this?" written in a variety of fonts, colors and angles.

GG Miller

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AnimeGuy

Deku be like:

A four-panel cartoon shows three characters from My Hero Academia. In the first panel, a man with glasses is yelling, "HE MADE DEKU CRY!" In the second, a girl with brown hair exclaims, "DEKU ALWAYS CRIES!" In the third panel, Deku looks surprised and says, "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" The last panel shows Deku crying and saying, "HE CRIES!"

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Me if Ruv was real:

The image shows a pink and white cartoon character with a nun's habit, smiling slightly with closed eyes. The text on top says, "Since I have nothing better to do." The text at the bottom says, "Make me blush or something."

Wade

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

RapBoat

A cartoon image of Goku in a blue liquid-filled tank with a breathing mask over his mouth.

brokemaster

A chat conversation with white text boxes on a light background. The first message is "Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain 🇪🇸 if I pay for ship?". The second one is "I don't do international shipping, I'm afraid". And the third "Afraid of what?" followed by "Do not be scared" with the username "@dallbajobrus" on the bottom right corner.

Wade

Deadpool and Harley Quinn

A four-panel image shows Deadpool asking Harley Quinn if she knows how to use the gun she's holding. Harley replies it's full of blanks, just like Mistah J. The last panel shows Deadpool reacting in surprise.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. In the first message, the sender says, "You a pussy ass nigga." The recipient replies, "Who is this?" The sender responds, "The nigga you robbed." The recipient claims it's the "wrong number". The sender says "Get that nigga cuh" and the recipient says "I'm trying."

rylee ♡

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Ness Plays

This took a long time to make

A four-panel comic depicts a conversation. In the first panel, Meme Man, dressed in Santa garb, says "FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON!" In the second panel, another meme face replies "BE REALISTIC". In the third panel, Meme Man states, "I WANT 1K FOLLOWERS ON WJE". In the fourth panel, Meme Man asks, "WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON" to a cat with a red nose. The cat responds "YE".

Anonymous

tell me who loves fortnite spider gwen i love her alot do not judge

A 3D rendering of Spider Gwen from Fortnite. She has a white and pink mask with large white eyes, a black top, and white arms.

Wade

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.

Wade

Procrastination

An image shows Kermit the frog sitting on a white bed. Above it is written: Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8:05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now

BellaTrix

I’m amazing!!!

A meme in the form of a comic strip showing different scenes from the movie Harry Potter, with Bellatrix speaking with a person in an interview and about how Sirius has matured. At the bottom is a line that says "trummy.co".

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