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Time

lol

A plush Kermit the Frog is sitting up in bed looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8:05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Sasuke

Meme:

The image is a four-panel comic strip featuring anime characters from Naruto. In the first panel, Sakura asks Sasuke, "Sasuke, am I pretty or ugly?" In the second panel, Sasuke replies, "You are both!" In the third panel, Sakura looks confused and asks, "What do you mean?" In the fourth panel, Sasuke responds, "You're pretty ugly." Below this, there is a TikTok watermark and a group of people laughing.

Ass

No Words

A comic strip featuring characters from the game Hollow Knight. In the first panel, a character says, "Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Hornet. Do you wanna hop on your sibling's lap there, please?" The second panel shows other characters, one of whom says, "Whoa, bumpy road ahead!"

Funeral

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Dream

Womp

A photo of two people lying down together. The image has a text overlay that says "guys dreams do come true".

Type

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Lawyer

"Which lawyer do you want?"

A figure in dark robes and a wide-brimmed hat in a still from the movie Spaceballs with the text "THE SCHWARTZ."

Tweet

Dead

A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."

Dollar

The image is a screenshot of a chat. It shows a person, presumably Travis Scott, with a McDonald's flag in the background saying he needs 2000 dollars to get back to America and asks to send it through paypal. The next message questions his identity to which he responds with "Fin fin fin fin fin".

Memes

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Memes

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
11

Backflip

A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"

Underwear

Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".

Memes

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Homework

frfr

The image shows a split panel of a white-haired anime character. In the top panel, his face is contorted in frustration, and the text says "WHEN YOU WANNA DO YOUR HW." The bottom panel shows the same character looking downcast with the text "BUT JESUS SAYS NO."

Fat

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Banana

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

A scene from the office where Michael Scott stands in front of the reception desk, one hand raised and a paper in the other, with the text "BOOM!" overlayed on the image. Pam Beesly sits at the reception desk behind him, looking surprised.

Deku

Deku be like:

A four-panel cartoon shows three characters from My Hero Academia. In the first panel, a man with glasses is yelling, "HE MADE DEKU CRY!" In the second, a girl with brown hair exclaims, "DEKU ALWAYS CRIES!" In the third panel, Deku looks surprised and says, "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" The last panel shows Deku crying and saying, "HE CRIES!"

Account

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

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