New Day Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af

The image shows a YouTube channel page for "PotatoGaming7256" with a list of videos. The videos are titled "InquisitorMaster the ruler of cringe roblox content", "Kragleboss the 3 year old djcook hater", "THOSE Png tubers", and "Playing door games 3 (doors but bad)".

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

if your day is ruined, to make it worse:

A 3D rendered image of Shrek wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture with two fingers pointing down.

Tom aint Tom

The image shows a football game score with Panthers leading Buccaneers 14 to 3. Below the score is an image of a cartoon character with the name "Tom Brady" superimposed on it, with the text "Que tranquilo está el día." below.

me every day

A cartoon image of Spongebob looking bored, holding a pencil and a notepad. The text on the image says, "When your teacher walks by so you pretend that you're working."

LOL🤣

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a sad-looking anime girl with the text, "The old me, who could watch a whole season in a day." The bottom panel features a tired and disheveled Pepe the Frog surrounded by junk food with the text, "The current me, who couldn't even finish 2 episodes."

yes

The image shows two anime characters. The top character is a boy with a surprised and happy expression. The text above him says "Boys when girls reply in 3 days". The bottom character is a girl with a slightly annoyed or impatient expression. The text above her says "Girls when boys don't reply in 2 seconds".

we should live by this

A man stands silhouetted against a sunset. The text on the image says: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

can't stop laughing but its soo true!

A dog floats on the ceiling. The text says: Day 18 of lockdown. Filled the dog with helium.

Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

Yep

The image shows Thanos with an evil grin. The text on top says "Me coming back from a 7 day ban and reposting the same meme that got me banned." Thanos' quote is "I am inevitable".

Halloween meme 🎃🎃🎃

The image is a tweet that reads: "Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers. Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me."

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this 😂🤨😆

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with a big smile and arms up in the air. Above him the text reads, "When the teacher calls on the special Ed kid."

This is me.

A cartoon of Stitch is lying on a cloud pillow, drinking from a baby bottle. The text above says: "I basically have two moods, either let's do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists."

If you laugh your a legend <3 have a downy day

A photo of a man with Down syndrome wearing a police uniform in a car with the text "OFFICER DOWN" overlayed on it.

🤐

The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.