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A close-up of a camel in a desert with a blue sky in the background and the text "GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!" written above the camel. There is another camel in the far background.

Heroin Monkey

A glass with baked beans, a cocktail umbrella and a sausage as decoration. The text says: "Days like this call for a beana colada".

Heroin Monkey

A whiteboard with the text "Days Without Ted Kaczynski Being Right:" and a zero marked with a diagonal line through it.

Pankake

Explain bear, how was your day 😃

A digital drawing of a bright green cartoon turtle with big, black eyes, a small tail, and a dark green shell on a white background.

Heroin Monkey

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

DIANEE

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Kash Register 2016 - Loyola Marymount University", with the text "Kash Register 2016. Loyola Law School Project for the Innocent to Celebrate Innocence Day with Exoneree Speakers & Film Screening." below the title.

Heroin Monkey

The photo shows the inside of a bus with blue and gray seats and yellow handrails. Superimposed on the image is the quote: "Fart once, they will forget it in a couple days. Shit yourself, and they'll remember for years. Make big moves to be remembered."

TaylorSwiftBoat

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

mr stupid idiot

i just realized my birthday is the same day i was born

The image shows a white skull with a shattered top and a mushroom cloud rising from within.

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

Screenshot of a comment that reads: "Cole wanted a friendly fade. A slap box between homies. Kendrick showed him what's in his backpack and said "don't come to school tomorrow."

Ness Plays

Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day vomit sound Card

The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.

BellaTrix

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

Anonymous

Hehehehe toastie >:)

A screenshot of a question about favorite meal with a provided answer of "Dinner and Burritos". A student answered "Toast" to the question.

Ness Plays

Bruh

A cartoon character from the Simpsons is seen changing a counter that reads "Days Without Getting Copyrighted by a Ballsack Mating Website". The counter shows 0. The text "YouTube" is written below the counter.

furry memes

The image is a collection of panels with cartoon animals and nonsensical text. One panel shows a cat with the text "SOWA MMIEY IRET BIB TOKT". Another shows a cartoon skunk with the text "IHER'T DTXFI". The other panels include similar cartoon drawings of animals and nonsensical text.

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

Ness Plays

Don’t wanna be a Trollian Idiot

A black and white drawing of three troll faces with exaggerated smiles, wearing shirts and ties, standing as a band. The text on the image says "TROLL DAY" in big letters. On the upper left side of the image is a smaller green monster.

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