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Sweet bro

2 years ago

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"
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  • WiFi

    1 year ago
    The image is a sign from Rocky Hill High School with the school's paw print logo at the top. The text explains that students have been using the school's WiFi to access beastiality websites, that the school loves their mascot but "not in that way", and warns that 32% of students have accessed this kind of content. Searches for "Judy Hops" and "Animal Crossing" will now be blocked. It ends with a warning that students will meet with counselors and parents if this content is found on their Chromebook.
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  • Fact

    2 years ago

    Did yall know this?

    The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.
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  • Procrastination

    2 years ago

    Me every day

    A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."
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  • Child

    2 years ago

    It’s finally happening…

    A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."
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    Cyberpunk

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"
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  • Video Game

    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of two video games. The first one is named "Dustborn" and has an all-time peak of 83 players 6 days ago. The second one is named "Furry Hitler" and has an all-time peak of 411 players 2 years ago. The text above says "IMAGINE: YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT TONS OF CASH FROM GOVERNMENT FUNDS FROM EU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GET"
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  • Bed

    1 year ago

    Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

    A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.
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  • Valentine's Day

    2 years ago
    A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."
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    Bionicle

    2 years ago
    A Bionicle figure is standing between two Yeezy Foam Runners. Above the Bionicle is the text: "Hypebeasts out here buying Yeezy Foam Runners for $500 and they roast the one kid who was deep into Bionicle lore since day 1."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Time

    2 years ago

    When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

    A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.
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  • Valentine's Day

    8 months ago
    A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.
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    Online comment

    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.
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  • School

    2 years ago
    The image shows a meme with Willy Wonka in the center. He has a sly smile on his face. The text says "When you realize there's only 2 days left of school."
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  • Day

    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.
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  • Platypus

    1 year ago
    A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"
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  • School

    2 years ago

    that one basic white bitch in school

    The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."
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    Hello Kitty

    1 year ago
    An image of a Hello Kitty figurine with red eyes and a blood-splattered knife. The text overlay reads: "In the day, she likes Hello Kitty. At night she drops the 'O'."
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    Ted Kaczynski

    1 year ago
    A whiteboard with the text "Days Without Ted Kaczynski Being Right:" and a zero marked with a diagonal line through it.
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