Cris memes

Episode

2 years ago

*cries/dances in idk what to do with my life anymore bro*

The image shows a meme with a quote at the top that says, "It's just an episode of a silly lego show! It can't be THAT sad". Below that, it says "The episode:". Underneath this there is an image with a blue background with the text "THE TALE OF BENTHOMAAR" and a blue mask.

Jokes

Trampoline

7 years ago

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

Cat

7 years ago

A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”

He responded with, “The cat is dead.”

She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you have broken the news slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”

“She’s playing on the roof.”