Creature memes

Fridge

1 year ago

cheese

An image of a creature made from a cracked egg with legs, an eye, and the text "me at 3:00AM heading over to the fridge", "he travels", and "he seeks the parmesan".

School

6 months ago

An image depicting a large, mother Pikachu-like creature lying on a furry surface, with multiple smaller, baby Pikachu-like creatures surrounding her, some suckling from her teats. A red and white Poké Ball is visible on the left. The text overlaid on the image reads: "I hate school" mfs the second they step into 4th period.

Politician

2 years ago

The image is divided into three sections. The first section says "What 'Lefty' shills want you to think:" and shows portraits of five US presidents with halos and jet fighters in the background. The second section says "What 'Righty' shills want you to think:" and shows the exact same portraits of the same five presidents, with halos and jet fighters in the background. The third section says "The Truth:" and shows the same five positions populated by different dinosaur-like creatures, with the same jet fighters in the background.

Face

1 year ago

A creature with a human-like face and fur is centered against a black background. The creature's face is white with brown fur on the sides, and it has small, dark eyes and teeth that are slightly bucked.

Jokes

Dinosaur

5 years ago

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Nun

5 years ago

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

Hitler

6 years ago

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

Creature jokes