Competence memes

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.