Coaster memes

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids ride for free.

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.