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Baby

Anonymous · 1 year ago

    • I need to borrow 80 bucks from someone

    An eBay listing shows a close-up photo of a baby with a somewhat unusual head shape, wearing a dark blue onesie with white patterns. Below the image, the name "Fredderick" is displayed, followed by "$80". The eBay logo is visible at the top left, along with search, user, and cart icons at the top right. A "2/2" indicator is in the top right corner of the baby's image.
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    • Bank

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.
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    • Debt

    Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
    • A four-panel black and white comic strip. Panel 1: A small girl stands outside a building labeled 'BANK' with a sign that says 'VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT.'. Panel 2: The girl is inside, speaking to a male banker with a mustache at a desk. She says, 'I'D LIKE TO BORROW TWO DOLLARS.' The banker asks, 'WHAT FOR?'. Panel 3: The girl replies, 'THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.' The banker responds, 'IT IS?'. Panel 4: An adult version of the girl is lying in bed, looking distraught. An adult man stands over her with a concerned expression. In the background, above the bed, a thought bubble shows the child version of the girl and the banker happily eating ice cream at the circus, surrounded by other smiling children.
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    • Life

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

    • This definitely works

    The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.
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    • Wood

    Little John · 2 years ago
    • The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.
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    • Shooter

    Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

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