• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories

Popular

  • Orphan jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Morbid jokes
  • Hairline jokes
  • Prince Andrew jokes
  • Short jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • 9/11 jokes jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Stephen Hawking jokes
  • Suicide jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Calculator jokes
  • Flat jokes
  • Testicle jokes
  • Sally jokes
  • Ibuprofen jokes
  • All categories
Privacy
Contact
Back
  • Jokes
    528
  • Memes
    79
  • Community
    176

Before memes

  • Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest

Week

2 years ago
The image shows two figures labeled "before" and "after". The "before" figure is a simple, skinny, white and black toy figure. The "after" figure is a complex, muscular, gold, white, and blue toy figure wielding a large weapon with crystalline blades. Above the two figures it reads: "I got ripped in 3 weeks thanks to the Mask of Creation." Below them it reads: "Click here to find out how."
  • 0
  • Project

    2 years ago
    The image shows a text that reads: "Me: starts my project the night before it's due. The end result: How cloning Nelson Mandela could bring back Bionicles." Below the text, there is an image of Nelson Mandela and a Bionicle figure.
  • 0
  • Friend Group

    2 years ago

    who else

    The image consists of text on a slightly blurred background. The text says: "I hate being the only one in my friend group who is ever on my time and who actually plans things out. I hate that my friends wait for things 'til the very last minute and are ALWAYS late. You're either there before the time or you're late."
  • 2
  • Life

    1 year ago

    Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

    The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."
  • 0
  • Product

    1 year ago
    A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack.  There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.
  • 0
  • Brit

    11 months ago
    A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.
  • 0
  • Hamster

    11 months ago
    A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."
  • 2
  • Insult

    12 days ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation on a black background. The first message, in a dark gray bubble, says, "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence I'd die". The second message, in a blue bubble, replies, "Yeah but if I jumped from your ignorance to your reasoning I'd die of old age before I hit anything". Below the messages, an iMessage input field and various app icons are partially visible.
  • 3
  • School Day

    2 years ago

    Me on the last day of school

    A child in a yellow raincoat with a surprised face, running with a yellow object in her hand. The text on the image says: "ME LEAVING WORK", and "THE DAY BEFORE VACATION."
  • 0
  • Fortnite

    2 years ago

    { before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }

    The image shows a split-screen with three panels. The left panel shows a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II with a blue hat. The center panel shows a version of Queen Elizabeth II holding a gun and appearing to be in the game Fortnite with a bright sun and green hills. The right panel shows a weapon from the video game Fortnite.
  • 4
  • NASA

    1 year ago

    Kinky~

    A cartoonish character with a sly expression and a suggestive look. Text on the image reads: "NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before. Kinky."
  • 3
  • ChatGPT

    1 year ago
    The image shows a four-panel comic comparing the coding and debugging process before and after the use of Chat GPT. In the 'Before Chat GPT' panels, a developer looks frustrated while coding for 2 hours and then is seen with his head in his hands while debugging for 6 hours. In the 'After Chat GPT' panels, the developer is not present, indicating that Chat GPT generates code in 5 minutes, but the developer is then seen with his head in his hands while debugging for 24 hours.
  • 0
  • Question

    7 months ago
    A cartoon character looking at the viewer, with the text "how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever."
  • 0
  • Duck

    9 months ago
    A giant yellow rubber duck sits in the water with a city and pier in the background. The text above the duck says, "BOW BEFORE ME" and the text below the duck says, "PATHETIC HUMANS".
  • 0
  • Scream

    3 months ago
    A heavily deep-fried image of a Minion with a wide, distorted mouth and eyes, set against a vibrant red and orange background. The text on the left reads: 'The loudest screams are always the ones before death.'
  • 0
  • Kitten

    2 months ago
    A close-up selfie of a man's face, showing his eyes and the top of his nose, with text overlays above and below his eyes. The man has light blue eyes and light brown hair visible on his forehead. The text expresses an overly dramatic and intense plea for a reply, using terms like 'Kitten,' 'dagger,' 'alpha,' 'digital stars,' 'untamed dominance,' and 'pixelated princess.' The text is centered and appears in white font against transparent black bars.
  • 0
  • Year

    1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
  • 0
  • Grammar

    9 months ago
    A screenshot of a social media conversation. The first message is from dion-thesocialist, who apologizes for correcting people's grammar. The second message is from rakshar, who forgives them. The last message is from dion-thesocialist, who thanks rakshar for being sweet.
  • 0
  • World

    4 months ago
    Two identical images of Earth are shown side-by-side. The image on the left is labeled "WORLD BEFORE". The image on the right is labeled "WORLD AFTER". Both images show the same view of Earth from space, with North and South America visible.
  • 0
    • Previous
      • 1
      • 2
      • 3
      • 4