Basket memes

I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.

Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.

It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.