Basis memes

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.