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𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A light gray cat with a furrowed brow looks at a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" style question. The question reads: "If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?" The possible answers are: A: 25%, B: 0%, C: 50%, D: 25%.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #2

A worksheet with the title "Quadrilaterals; Perimeter" and the instruction "Name the quadrilateral". Five different quadrilaterals are shown, each with a blank line underneath, where the student wrote "Bob", "Sam", "Hary", "Tedison", and "Cate". Above the quadrilaterals are the words: rectangle rhombus parallelogram square

Heroin Monkey

A text conversation screenshot where a person with the name Jessica says "I tried callin." and then "This Jessica btw". The other person asks "Fed or bot?" and the person replies with "Bye". Below the conversation there is an image of the cartoon characters Kim Possible and Johnny Bravo, the latter with a gun pointing and stating "ANSWER THE QUESTION". Jessica replies “Fed”.

Noahson

Who is He, Wrong answers only

The image shows a close-up of Mr. Bean with a wide-eyed, goofy expression, slightly smiling and looking directly at the viewer. He has dark hair, fair skin, and is wearing a gray jacket. The background is plain white.

Willy b

A man with dark hair, wearing a light colored shirt and khaki shorts sits on a couch. He has a glass in his hand. Text overlayed on the image reads, "Alcohol is not the answer, it's just makes you forget the question." - Charlie Harper -

A Star Wars Fan

A note asking Katie to go to prom with options "yes" or "definitely yes", followed by a video of three dancing skeletons. The text on the video says "Katie didn't hold back".

Manga fan

Meme:

A series of three images are displayed. The first image depicts a hand drawing a magic circle on paper using an eraser. The second image shows two anime characters, one asking "What are you doing?". The third image shows a hand drawing a magic circle on paper with a pen. Text on the image says "Summoning the answer."

Daddy dick

When someone shout outs the answer when i was raising my hand

A person with a blue hat and a blue shirt looks annoyed and slightly smiles at the camera.

Anonymous

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Heroin Monkey

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

Anonymous

Who is this? Wrong answer only

A person with dark hair and a black hoodie is smiling at the camera.

Noahson

who are they, wrong answers only

An image of two animated characters, Goku and Vegeta, from the show Dragon Ball Z. Both are looking off into the distance. Goku is on the right with orange hair, orange gi, and a symbol on his chest. Vegeta is on the left with black spiky hair and blue armor.

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

Very interesting

The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.

summting wong

What is this wrong answers only

The Eiffel Tower stands tall against a clear blue sky. The tower is a wrought-iron lattice structure and surrounded by some trees at the base.

God Pt.2

What do they say when they answer the phone???

The image shows a restaurant sign with the name "Fukmi" in stylized green letters above the words "SUSHI & SEAFOOD" and "BUFFET" in white letters. The sign is attached to a building with a gray roof.

TechPriestGotDrip

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

Cupツ

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Grizzlymilk

Yes so smart

A screenshot of a chat interface shows the question "what is 8x9", posed to an AI bot called ChatGPT. The answer to the question is cut off.

Nico Di Anglo

A dialogue between two people, Will and Nico, is presented. Will states that violence is not the answer, to which Nico agrees. Will sighs in relief. Nico then states that violence is the question, and when Will asks what he means, Nico runs away, stating that the answer is yes. Will runs after him yelling no.

Heroin Monkey

A vintage-looking wind-up toy of a peanut with a creepy human face is pictured. The text overlay reads, "I keep screaming but god won't answer."

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