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Goal

2 years ago

me all the time

A determined-looking baby with a clenched fist is on a beach. Text above and below the image reads: "My Goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2019 which I should have done in 2018 because I promised them in 2017 and planned them in 2016."
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  • Man

    1 year ago
    The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.
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  • Language

    1 year ago
    A caricature of a person with bad teeth and speech bubbles showing badly spoken English phrases: "INNIT", "Oieye live in a flat", "Fookin", "Lets sip some tea yeah". In the lower right corner, a box with an eagle and the text "This meme was made by America is the Best-Country Gang".
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  • Voice

    1 year ago
    A cat is pictured with its mouth open as though it is laughing. The text reads, "Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny."
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  • War

    1 year ago
    A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."
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  • NATO

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from NATO that says "@NATO blocked you. You are blocked from following @NATO and viewing @NATO's Tweets". The text above the screenshot reads "Me, hungover: I don't remember what happened last night. Last night:".
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  • Tea

    1 year ago

    ☕️

    A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.
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  • Friend

    1 year ago
    A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"
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  • FBI

    1 year ago
    The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.
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  • Driver

    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. On the left, a damaged black car says: "Please stop giving me your worst drivers and let me die." On the right above, a drawing of Jesus says: "But you're my strongest Altima. Meet your next driver, Hayleigh." Below Jesus, a drawing of a girl with pink hair exclaims: "omggggg yayyyy"
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  • Holiday

    1 year ago
    The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."
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  • Hiroshima

    1 year ago
    A person with a blurred, bright glow is looking directly at the viewer. The text says "Pov: You live in Hiroshima and look up at the sky on August 6, 1945."
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  • System

    1 year ago

    True.

    The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel has Nicolas Cage looking concerned with the text "The System Is Broken And It Must Be Fixed". The bottom panel shows Pedro Pascal smiling with the text "The System Is Working Exactly As Intended And Must Be Destroyed".
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    Binge watching

    1 year ago
    A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".
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  • Game

    1 year ago
    A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."
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  • Greeting

    1 year ago
    A conversation between two people is shown. One is using a profile picture of Napoleon Bonaparte and first says "Bonjour". The other person replies "You're a meme". Napoleon then says "Tu es une merde", and the other person says "Wtf". Napoleon says, "It means 'you are shitty'". The other person replies with "I don't speak croissant" and then "I don't speak McDonald's". Napoleon says, "BITCH IM GREEK". The other person says, "Greece? I don't speak debt".
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  • Reflection

    1 year ago
    A furry, white monster with glowing eyes and visible teeth looks directly at the viewer against a blue background. The text in the meme says: when the netflix asks if you're "still watching" and you see your reflection in the black screen.
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  • Facetime

    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of a baby with a slight smile looking directly at the camera. Above the image is text that reads, "Me on FaceTime ignoring everything the person is saying and looking at myself."
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  • Fine

    1 year ago
    A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."
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  • Mood

    1 year ago
    Two women, one on the left covering her face and laughing, and one on the right laughing at her phone. Text above the women reads: "that mood when you and your bestie are laughing at the most stupid things for no reason."
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