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Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
    • The image features two men, Bill Gates on the left and Evelyn De Rothschild on the right, for a comparative display. Bill Gates is shown smiling, with text stating his worth is '$61 Billion Federal Reserve Notes' followed by the word 'IMPRESSIVE.' Evelyn De Rothschild is seated at a large, polished wooden table, accompanied by text claiming, 'With the exception of 3 countries, every unit of currency on this planet is an I.O.U. to my family,' followed by 'VERY IMPRESSIVE.' In the center, between the two men, there's a logo for 'Quantum Prophecies' and a 'Find us on Facebook' button, along with an illustration of the all-seeing eye pyramid symbol held by two hands. Below both figures, there is additional text: 'Before 9-11 there were reportedly seven countries without a Rothschild-Owned Central Bank: Afghanistan, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Cuba, North Korea and Iran. There's only 3 left to invade, conquer and acquire.'
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    • Cat

    Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    • A black and white cat is shown with the text "You have acquired CAT!" in a blue box below.
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    • Disney

    Swf · 1 year ago
    • The image shows Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings looking surprised. Above the image is the text "When Disney purchases LOTR" and below the image is the text "Somehow, Sauron has another ring."
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    • Attention

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.
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    • Nintendo

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a pixelated depiction of Mario in a wheelchair. Mario is dark-skinned, overweight and wearing a red cap, a red shirt, and blue overalls. The background is a scene from the game Super Mario Bros with a Goomba, a question mark block, a Koopa Troopa, a pipe, and a mushroom.
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