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Dick

33 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

Skill

2 views · Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago

Is it just me orrr

A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."

Chicken

10 views · A-non-o-moose · 2 years ago

The image is divided into three sections. The top section shows a hen with chicks, accompanied by the text "He protec." The middle section depicts two roosters fighting with the text "He attac." The bottom section shows a pile of chicken nuggets with the text "But most importantly, he a snak."

Kid

2 views · Cupツ · 2 years ago

ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO

Homer Simpson is looking off to the left with a neutral expression. He's standing in a yard with grass and a small brown building in the background. The text 'ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO' is not on the image.

Video

10 views · RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of YouTube's trending videos. The top five videos are about Drake, Kendrick Lamar and general relativity. The videos titles include: 'THE BOOGEYMAN CAME OUT TO PLAY! | Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria (Drake diss) (REACTION!!!)', 'How Drake Was In The Studio Listening To The Kendrick Diss', 'KENDRICK LAMAR RESPONDS TO DRAKE & J COLE!!! "Euphoria" (REACTION)', 'Something Strange Happens When You Follow Einstein's Math', and 'KENDRICK LAMAR HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE FROM DRAKE | KENDRICK LAMAR - EUPHORIA (DRAKE DISS)'.

Human

38 views · Your local comrade · 2 years ago

The image consists of four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. Each panel depicts the same cartoon skeleton character, Papyrus, from the video game Undertale, standing next to a white sign. In the first panel, Papyrus is pointing upward with one hand, and the sign reads "FIND HUMAN". In the second panel, Papyrus has a hand on his head, looking surprised, and the sign reads "MAKE SPAGHETTI". In the third panel, Papyrus is smiling with his hand down, and the sign reads "SANS MAKES A PUN". The fourth panel shows Papyrus with his hands on his hips, also next to a sign that reads "SANS MAKES A PUN".

Sex

62 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A wooden door hanger, similar to a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, hangs on a doorknob. It features text in all capital letters and a graphic. The top part of the sign has text partially obscured by the doorknob. Below the doorknob cutout, the text reads 'IF THIS DOOR IS SHUT', followed by a graphic illustration of a man and a woman in a sexual position. The text below the graphic reads 'I'M POUNDING A SLUT'.

Country

58 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme consists of two panels from the movie 'Toy Story'. In the first panel, Woody, a cowboy toy, points upwards and says, "Hey look a successful communist country". Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy, looks at him with a confused expression. In the second panel, Woody laughs heartily while Buzz still looks confused.

Username

88 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Head

17 views · Drakes snake · 2 years ago

LOL

A close-up photograph of the back of a bald person's head. The person is sitting in a booth. The head has a prominent vertical indentation in the center, resembling the shape of a penis glans. Below the head, a caption reads, "that's what called a dic*head 💀".

Hijack

403 views · Drakes snake · 2 years ago

MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT

A picture of MrBeast in front of the Twin Towers with the text 'I Hijacked a Plane'.

Lawsuit

79 views · RhymeKing · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "Roses are red, I like cake:" above a screenshot from a YouTube video. The video shows a woman with a surprised expression. At the bottom of the video, the title reads "A man saved me from drowning, but now I am suing him for rape." The video creator's name is also visible as "Cassidy Boon."

Weapon

22 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Vocabulary

6 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A white outlined image of a crying person with glasses. Text above the image reads, 'POV: You used higher than middle school level vocabulary'. Text within the image reads, "STOP USING A THESAURUS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!!!"

Lack

14 views · chunkemunke 2.0 · 2 years ago

Brutha was caught lacking

A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.

N word

12 views · RapBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot showing a Twitter conversation and subsequent comments. A tweet, presumably from Mac Miller, says 'I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I can't keep it a secret anymore. I wrote all the hooks and bridges.' ScHoolboy Q replies '@MacMiller so your admitting u use da N WORD???'. Below this, comments discuss Mac Miller's lyrics and use of racial slurs, including the phrase 'I'm clearly a Wigger' and 'Nigga'.

Dog

2 views · cuesta99 · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows a dog lying on a therapist's couch while a shaggy dog sits in a chair holding a clipboard and pencil, acting as the therapist. There is text in a speech bubble above the therapist that reads, "You're not a 'bad dog', you're just a dog who does bad things." There is a sign in the background that reads, "PET THERAPY."

Sex

599 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Cat

17 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a simple drawing of two people and a cat. One person is gray and has a grumpy face. The other person is white and excited, with heart symbols above their head, pointing at a cat. The text reads "It's a street cat" and "Look at the kitty."

Duck

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A white duck stands against a plain background. The text 'Yeah I'm SAD' appears above the duck, followed by 'Secretly A Duck' written vertically, where each letter of the word 'SAD' is on its own line.