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Drive

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

Man

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

Girlfriend

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Crush

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A woman's face is covered in white fluid. The text says "If a girl gives you this look, it means she might have a crush on you. You can tell by the slight angle of her smile."

Game

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

Conspiracy

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".

Donut

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."

Pitbull

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up image of a monstrous-looking dog with large teeth and a harness on its face. The text overlaid on the bottom of the image reads: 'pitbull owners be like "her name is pancake and she's a sweetheart."'

Time

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Head

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

no system is incorruptible. 🗿

A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."

Bitch

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Does thou even lift thy weighted equipment?

A drawing of a historical duel between two men with an additional two observers. The text above reads: "I bet if we brought back dueling there would be a lot less butthurt bitches."

Woman

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.

A cartoon image of SpongeBob SquarePants looking frustrated and lying on the sand. The text on the image reads: "When a male athlete can't win any competitions."

Hypocrisy

15 views · Emma Stan · 1 year ago

A six-panel stick figure comic strip. In the first panel, a stick figure with a black head insults a stick figure with a white head. The white-headed figure responds, 'WTF?'. In the second panel, the black-headed figure dismisses the comment as 'just a joke' and accuses the white-headed figure of having 'thin skin'. In the third panel, the white-headed figure insults the black-headed figure by calling him 'fat'. In the fourth panel, the black-headed figure begins to cry profusely. In the fifth panel, the white-headed figure criticizes the black-headed figure for crying, asking if he's a psychopath and saying 'This is why nobody likes you'. In the final panel, the black-headed figure runs away crying.

Graph

391 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

No offense, but…

The image displays a graph showing crime statistics by race using animal characters in water, with an Asian character nearly submerged, a Latino character slightly more submerged, a White character almost fully submerged and a Black character as a tall giraffe barely in the water. The text on top says: "Crime statistics on a graph." The races are labeled underneath: "Asian, Latino, White, Black."

Cat

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.

Pill

3 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

SpongeBob has a disgusted look on his face. The text above him says, "When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't go down and now its dissolving in your mouth."

Laugh

9 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

A two-panel image showing a blond woman on the left side of the left panel and a dark-haired woman on the right of the left panel. The blonde woman is crying with her mouth open and the dark-haired woman is looking down. The right panel shows the same blonde woman from the left panel smiling widely with watery eyes. Above the two panels are the words: "When you're trying to tell your friend a joke but u can't stop laughing."

Exam

18 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon penguin with wide eyes, looking startled and a bit panicked, with a blurry, translucent version of itself layered behind it. Above the penguin, the text says "When a teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts 'Guys make sure you read the questions carefully.'"

Face

3 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

The image shows Shrek looking annoyed. The text above him reads: "when i put '???' in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone."

Binge watching

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".