5:00 memes

Speed Limit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A school zone speed limit sign indicating a 20 mph limit during specific hours (7:00 AM - 9:30 AM and 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM). Below the sign, a yellow banner contains text claiming that pedophiles love this sign because slower speeds give them more time to stare at children. The text then encourages people to share the post if they support raising the speed limit to 80 mph to keep children safe.

Animal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Subway

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Cow

Hannah p · 5 years ago

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

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