365 Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Spending

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

Jokes

Condom

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Orphan

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Year

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.