Mees

Mees jokes

Foot

Whatโ€™s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, itโ€™s my first joke. Please forgive me if itโ€™s bad.

Taco

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

Baby Shark

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

Hairline

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

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  • Glove

    My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

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    AND FUCKER i know that, cant ur blind ass see thats not the problem ur suppose to treat her better then me i get that.but thats not the point is knowing ur gonna dicth me sometime.becuz whacth her ass is probably going to get u to do that or u will js do it so ur respect for all the other beeners and shit but not mee like we used to roam in halls now all ur ass is goin to do is dicth me make it in a dark corner with ry.(U KNOW WHY I WANTED TO TAKE A PHOTO OF U KNOW WHAT IT WHASNT BECUZ I A SO CALLED"creep" its becuz i wanna show u what it feels like to get hurt and himluated. if u r a good freind then dont ban me or this post EVER