Mama's Boy jokes

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?

Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!