Malone jokes

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...