Malone jokes
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
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Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
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You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.