Malone jokes
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.