Male Pattern Baldness jokes

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.