Male Pattern Baldness jokes

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.