What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
