Lividity jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous8 years agoA mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!""No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."Orphan jokesHairline jokesTwin Towers jokesSuicide jokesPriest jokesGay jokesAll categories
Anonymous8 years agoA mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!""No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."